Tuesday, February 5, 2008

SUBWAY--Tastes like hell


How bad as bad?erm,it's the kind of i've never puked out anything i eat no matter how disgusting it is for 18 years of life and SUBWAY got the honour of being the first.The tuna sandwich i ordered was a total yucks.Nono,it wasn't my first time taking tuna sandwich but that was the first time i felt that it was gross,eventhough i had had sushi before.The feeling was like a real tuna fish....got stuck in your throat and was wiggling and wiggling.Its tail brushing up and down.That's how it was.And by the way,I had to chew on sour plums for two days straight to get my appetite back.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

TIME-Person of the year 2007


The military despots of Burma know a lot about raw power, but for a few hopeful days their tyranny was exposed by unarmed men in cinnamon-colored robes. An uprising of monks took to the streets to demand liberty as news of their courage spread via the internet. And though the army quelled the protest with beatings, arrests, and an online crackdown, the world absorbed a timely reminder of the power of moral authority.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Zombies...

hehe..If anyone ever wondered why is our world suddenly full of wars and bloodshed,here's the answer."George W. Bush is a zombie !!!" That's it,simple,huh.The fact is he invaded Iraq in order to summon the dead Babylonians
and to retreive the secret of the Hanging Gardens.But, people will think he is doing it for the petroleum although there is another scheme.To further prove this,he actually wants to attack Iran,which is the ancient Persia.The next step he will take will most probably be attacking China or India,both of which are ancient civilizations and we know what they want there.The ancient warriors and sophisticated and lost technology to build The Great Wall of China.So,beware all of you,this is a real zombie invasion,a zombie that looks like our own kind.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

MADAM KWAN'S~not living up to its name

TADAA!!! This is the "famed" Nasi Lemak i had in Madam Kwan's KLCC branch,ya it really is famous but the fact is that the food ain't really that fabulous,not ~finger licking good~at all.Quite disappointed by the fact that they are not even using good,whole rice but are using halved or crushed rice fit only for chickens to feed on.What a shame!!!The only thing special is the floss or what we noe as serunding. Besides this,the Sago dessert wasn't edible at all,it waas really just sago beads and coconut milk which is tasteless and just as disappointing.Haiz,maybe that's what happens when good food starts to be mass-produced,quality drops...Anyway,the ambience was quite good,with some natural lighting from the translucent Suria KLCC roof and nice interior designs:)





Friday, September 14, 2007

PAN- - - The Light of Life

After having this blog for so long,finally i received"holy' inspirations of what to put in it."Thanks" to my ~great~ CTU lecturer,Mr. Riddhauddin(pronounce-ri-do-u-din),famous for his motto---I come,I see, I CONFUSE !!!
And also PoPAN II The Great Thya(MPBWu).....
And of course THE HOLY PAN...
Btw,I must also introduce myself PoPAN I The Great Geng(MPBWu)

OK,now, if u continue reading this,u must know that these are crap and must nv take offence in it because these ARE craps.

After the totally pointless(to me personally)CTU class, many have lost their understanding and belief in their religions.As said by T.S.K(guess who she is) :"I don't know what created the universe,but if you(Mr. Riddhauddin) ask anymore,I know all of us will turn into free thinkers tomorrow."

So,the next day,as we PoPAn I and II were sitting together discussing in great depth on Chemistry.We were suddenly shone upon by THE LIGHT.
That very instant,we knew all about the creation of the universe,life after death,god and his characteristics and all the craps in CTU(no offence).

We received the first part of the holy mantra"World Wide Web"
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read on~~~ "PAN is GOD.Long ago,when PAN was a young kid,He felt very bored.And then,he saw The Dot.Out of curiosity,he "jentik" the dot and---"poof!".The Dot exploded and started expanding at the speed of light , forming the universe that we have today.But,PAN's mother was extremely angry and killed Pan out of anger,burying him in the depths of the desert sand, and burdened upon by thousands of stone,which his tomb is now regarded to as the pyramids.And,PAN's mother ,in oreder to prevent anyone from releasing PAN, created many more pyramids,each with its own secrets,and not easily entered by mankind."

Thus,we understood all we need to know in CTU.

Now,u must be questioning what is PAN..i) PAN is God
ii)PAN is sometimes regarded to as peroxyacyl nitrate.

What is PoPAN?~~~PoPAN stands for Prophets of PAN
Everyone unknowingly prays to PAN.PAN can be prayed to thru two distinct ways :
i) Every time u pass motion,release the sound of "Errrgh!!!" or "Urrrgh".These are Holy sounds of worship that comes along as we cleanse our body of dirt and evilness.Everytime after worship you will definitely feel peaceful,comfortable and happy. This method is only used when u r called upon by PAN,nore widely known as "nature's call"
ii)Else,u can chant"N2 + O2 =2NO" or any other chemical equation that has got sth to do with photochemical smog.This method of worship enables you to do well in Chemistry tests.This can be done anytime u like.

Doing things not according to PANish teachings will result in punishment by PAN.This means that PAN will not call upon you for many days until you repent and remain quietly in the place of worship for long hours until PAN has forgived you and comes to you again.Undeerstand?Means,u will have constipate lar,unless u sit quietly and wait until u r able to cleanse urself.However,if what u have done is really bad,PAN might let u bleed when u r cleansing ur self ;)

What does MPBWu means? ~~~It stands for MAY PAN BE WITH you.
-you is written in small letters as a symbol of respect to THE
HOLY PAN

Btw,i received the 1st Commandment the next day,which is "Thou Shall Crap".Practice this in order to be with PAN.